aw shit f0rg0t ab0ut y0u guys

knightofjava:

2omethiingpunny started following you

jenaenglish started following you

caligulasaquatics started following you

ticking-time-troll started following you

[[OoC: I’m terribly sorry for the late follow backs! Like I said, my computer crashed while I was on vacation in Texas. Which sucked, majorly. Anyway, hopefully you all will forgive me and we can pretend this isn’t a super late greeting and become friends both IC and out!]]

Dave had been busy making the next comic for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff when suddenly Pesterchum went crazy. There were notifications flying everywhere, and Dave Strider was confused for once as to what was going on. The first chat he clicked on was one with an unfamiliar handle, and without checking the others he decided to copy and paste the same message to all of them.

TG: yes you have reached dave strider

TG: do you want fries with your serving of irony

Sollux had been working on his latest hack; he thought he’d given up doing that ages ago, but really, everyone needed a hobby. As he casually typed code upon code on his computer, he heard the familiar noise his Trollian account made when a message was sent. Noticing that the handle wasn’t familiar to the usual troll handle, he assumed whomever was messaging him was none other than a human. Whatever, his feelings were apathetic toward them.

He read the messages.

TA: what

(Source: sassygaykamon)

ticking-time-troll
[Aradia lands flutters up to a window of Sollux's hive] Sollux!! Hi did you get my message!!

[ Sollux glances out his window looking kind of confused ]

aa what are y0u d0ing up there

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heirofbunnies:

2omethiingpunny:

heirofbunnies:

2omethiingpunny:

[ twinArmageddons signs in on Pesterchum, just for the sake of seeing who is online. He isn’t at all particularly interested in messaging anyone in particular for the time being, just checking! His status is set to its regular, so other trolls and humans could feel free to message him galore ]

[ Seeing Sollux’s chumhandle light up in the corner of his screen, you decide to start a chat with the troll. You never got to know him very well, but you spoke enough to at least start a chat with him, right? And if he doesn’t want to talk he can say he’s busy or something— oh stop thinking to yourself and send him a message already! ]

—ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 6:06—

EB: hi sollux!

[ Sollux glanced at his screen as the window to his IM client popped up, informing him that a certain human was now pestering him. Oh, great. ]

TA: sup

[ a simple way to start a conversation, but it wasn’t like he found it necessary to spout out his life-story as one, simple greeting ]

EB: i haven’t talked to you in a while

EB: hows it going?

TA: i guess y0u c0uld say its just g0ing